Happy Monday!

Because kids say the darnest things, and we all could use a good laugh ... here are some of the funniest quotes EVER, out of the mouths of babes.......

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"I almost fell over when my child said_______".....

responses:

 "....what are you doing here, santa?" ---to an elderly white-haired lady

 in a long red coat in a restaurant

...."NOOOO!!!!" to the priest saying, "Let us pray."

...."EXCUSE YOUU!" ---to a woman passing gas in the bathroom stall next to ours.

...."my brother is our Disney souvenir!" --to my dentist.

"my cat coughs like that when he gets a hairball!"
---to an older gentleman hacking up a lung.

..."my daddy has a boo-boo on his pee-pee." ---to his teacher {Daddy had just had a vesectomy.}

....."my mommy doesn't wear pajamas" ---- to our elderly neighbors.

"there is a lot of people in here... a lot of fat peeeople!" 

---to me when we were standing in a crowded elevator."

...."this is bull!!"----  to her grandma because she wouldn't let her sit in a rocking chair.



{source: Parenting magazine. Issue: May 2011}

 

I am still laughing! ....

HAPPY MONDAY!